Ink, Blood, and Other Afflictions

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Do not read this book. Seriously. It’s completely unhinged.

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Still here? Well, shit. Fine. Just remember — I warned you.

It’s your classic love story: girl meets boy, they fall for each other (sort of), and live happily ever after (sort of).

She’s your average librarian — bookish, awkwardly cheerful, borderline toxically positive. Except for one tiny problem. After opening the wrong book, she got cursed. Now, every time she ends a life, she experiences the kind of mind-blowing orgasm that could crack the foundations of her apartment. And the bloodier the kill, the better it gets.

He’s your classic grumpy finance wiz — or so everyone thinks. Truth is, his investments just have a lot more time to mature… because he can’t die. At least not permanently. And to top it off, he’s got a masochistic streak a mile wide.

They’re a match made in… well, definitely not Heaven.